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Living A Minimalist Life

You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You’ve swallowed a planet!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

A Story About Knowing The Value Of Simplicity

I’ve noticed how seemingly small things like font and the spacing between letters can impact how I feel when reading online.

The right font choice along with the absence of sidebars and popups makes everything feel easier and better to read.

Websites like Medium, Signal vs. Noise, and Zen Habits are like yoga studios for content. Their presentation of content puts me at peace while reading, allowing me to fully focus on the stories without distraction.

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Green, fowl gathering first, firmament. In i. Be. Dry green said first seasons. Called above.

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Responsive web design offers us a way forward, finally allowing us to “design for the ebb and flow of things.”Ethan Marcotte

Web Design

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UI DESIGN

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Adaptive Design

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Illustration by Marie Bergeron

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Adaptive Design

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Keep it Simple Dummy!

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Stop Worrying About How Pretty It is

Across from where? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

No… but I’d like to be asked! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. We just call it a sausage. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. I’m a monster. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Whoa, this guy’s straight? Really? Did nothing cancel? I’m a monster. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for nature.

No… but I’d like to be asked!

That’s why you always leave a note! I’m afraid I just blue myself. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. No… but I’d like to be asked! Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No… but I’d like to be asked! That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ We just call it a sausage. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

Steve Holt! Whoa, this guy’s straight? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Michael! We just call it a sausage. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. That’s why you always leave a note!

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Well, what do you expect, mother? Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

That’s why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Guy’s a pro.

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m afraid I just blue myself.

That’s why you always leave a note! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Michael! Marry me.

Michael! We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. That’s why you always leave a note!

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

Charles Bukowski

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A Story About Nothing

A Story About Nothing

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